My name is Jed. I live in California...the southern part.
I like to eat chicken. Sometimes I'll go to California Pizza Kitchen just because it sounds like chicken. Then I get the Barbecue Chicken Pizza. It's real good, really chickeny.
I work with "The" Jed from Jed.com, but make no mistake...there I'm known as Jed #1, but here at Jed.com I must be like Jed # 71 or something like that. I obviously have a computer and like to compute things on it.
If my socks give me any trouble at all, I rip them up into shreds and put them on display for the other socks to see. They get real scared that way, and are real easy to put on afterwards.
One day my roommate and I snuck into the world premiere of
Park the movie. We're cool like that, because no one else got in
without tickets, but we did. I'd tell you how we did it, but we'd
probably just end up in jail, so I won't. Here's a picture of us
with Trey Parker after the show. That's me Jed on the left. I am
your average, typical Jed. We like to smile real big and show all
of our teeth. Most of us Jed's like to wear hats too. I
know why. Funny thing is, I only have one hat...and I think I
lost that one...so I'm screwed.
Jed Luczynski firstname.lastname@example.org