Hey all you lucky Jeds!!
My name is Jed Palmer, I got my name alas, from good
Clampett. My mom found out she was having twins (me and my sister) but she did not know our sexes yet. So she said if it was two boys she was going to name them Jethro and Jed, but if it was two girls she was going to name them Jessica and Jasmine. Well, when she found out it was a boy and a girl, she was baffled, she didn't know what to do. So, she picked one from each category and came up with Jed and Jessica. Yup, that's us Jed and Jessica. Thanks mom.
Let's see..... well, I have a few stories to tell so here goes. My first story took place at school about a month ago. We had a substitute teacher in Science and this was the day that we had to pick topics for our reports. Well, I picked the moon, and walked over to her. She asked for my name and topic. I said Jed Palmer and the moon. Next time we had science class, our normal teacher was back. He was reading off the names and topics and when he came to my name he said "Chad Palmer.... The Moon". Well there is another Chad in our class so he gave Chad the moon and left me with nothing! After class I had to straighten the whole thing out.
I just wanna say again thanks mom.
Jed Palmer firstname.lastname@example.org